Round 17 Carlton vs Hawthorn Game Commentary

[Barbs]

how the hell are we supposed to actually kick a goal when you don't have a sole forward of the centre.

we have had a million possessions and when we do get it and look up, we don't have a target. That last forward thrust, if you can call it that fell in a heap because there were two hawks players in our forward line and their opponents, whoever the fk they are supposed to be, had gone for a tea break.

Our disposal is disgraceful, we can't tackle to save our lives always running with our opponent who has the ball rather than actually going at them to at least try to dispossess them, we are kicking backwards like Mick taught us,. and we are a fkn rabble who have got no  fkn idea.

everything I said about Dylan Buckley last week, terrific kid, gets the ball, lots of enthusiasm, but no football brain as yet, has been on display tonight. Bell, just terrible disposal, Tutt useless, Liam Lones, Jesus, Blaine Johnson, not up to it  Bokehorst has got no idea,etc. etc.

Put bloody Jones at Full Forward and tell him not to fkn move. He probably won't do any good, but at least they will look up and see a Carlton Jumper to kick to. Interchange Levi and Kreuz there if that doesn't work, but at least, John Barker put someone there.

This is a blight on barkers coaching at this point in time.

he should have at the very least done something about the forward line, and sent the message out to MAN UP.

Bloody Hell.

That's what happens when you keep 5 guys at half back for backwards kicks

[ItsOurTime]

HHawksgoing forward always kick to advantage. We kicked to Cas, 3 on 1 and he was in the worst position of all 4 players.

[Vivian]

If there is a single failure it is our deplorable skills. Good skills will compensate for everything else. We have poor skills. An indictment on the coaches that have hung around our club for over a decade. Get rid of them all.

[bignic]

By the way, Rowe looks asleep, Jammo not trying to hard, Yarran, doesn't care and keeps passing to the opposition, Curnow, running around in circles, Casboult looking very slow.

And for the record, 22 Carazzos wouldn't make one iota of difference. he is gone and his bad foot injury will see him have to give it away.

[PassIt2Carrots]

You don't win games if you don't kick goals.
You don't kick goals if you have no forwards.
Even if you have forwards,...they have to play forward. :

We're more intent on trying to keep the scoreline to a reasonable margin.
Well that ain't working :
So we might as well attack.....and bugger the score.
We seem to be playing a completely different style to our first couple of weeks under Barker.

This.

[Vivian]

Well done curnow, fine chase

[PassIt2Carrots]

And for the record, 22 Carazzos wouldn't make one iota of difference. he is gone and his bad foot injury will see him have to give it away.

You really have not much idea about football do you.

[bignic]

Henderson and Everitt may as well have stayed home.

maybe a team of 22 Kade Simpsons might have given us a chance.

[bignic]

You really have not much idea about football do you.

I was watching football and have been involved in football at the Club while you were still a spermatozoa in your fathers scrotum, you Richard Cranium.

[blue4life]

We just can't hit a target to save our lives, our skills are as bad as any side I can remember.
I know we've got an inexperienced side in but this game is an embarrassment to our club.