Round 17 Carlton vs Hawthorn Game Commentary

[ItsOurTime]

5 goals straight after I posted we were going okay.  :o

[Milhanna13]

We seem to be experimenting at centre square bounce. Think I've seen kreuzer and jones there as an onballer when taking the tap??

Not that ch7 commentators have picked it up - too busy creaming over hodge and cyril

[Rational_Expectations]

Not only does Jones not win the pill, he lets his man run off him to win easy ball.

[PassIt2Carrots]

Yarran has turned into such a poonce.

[Milhanna13]

BOOM! Cop that Breust.

Then a 50, cause hodgey asked nicely for one

[shadesy]

Quick poll. Will we score a goal?

[PassIt2Carrots]

Would it be fair to say we are missing Carrazzo's tireless clearance work and running?

[bignic]

how the hell are we supposed to actually kick a goal when you don't have a sole forward of the centre.

we have had a million possessions and when we do get it and look up, we don't have a target. That last forward thrust, if you can call it that fell in a heap because there were two hawks players in our forward line and their opponents, whoever the fk they are supposed to be, had gone for a tea break.

Our disposal is disgraceful, we can't tackle to save our lives always running with our opponent who has the ball rather than actually going at them to at least try to dispossess them, we are kicking backwards like Mick taught us,. and we are a fkn rabble who have got no  fkn idea.

everything I said about Dylan Buckley last week, terrific kid, gets the ball, lots of enthusiasm, but no football brain as yet, has been on display tonight. Bell, just terrible disposal, Tutt useless, Liam Lones, Jesus, Blaine Johnson, not up to it  Bokehorst has got no idea,etc. etc.

Put bloody Jones at Full Forward and tell him not to fkn move. He probably won't do any good, but at least they will look up and see a Carlton Jumper to kick to. Interchange Levi and Kreuz there if that doesn't work, but at least, John Barker put someone there.

This is a blight on barkers coaching at this point in time.

he should have at the very least done something about the forward line, and sent the message out to MAN UP.

Bloody Hell.

[Lods]

You don't win games if you don't kick goals.
You don't kick goals if you have no forwards.
Even if you have forwards,...they have to play forward. :

We're more intent on trying to keep the scoreline to a reasonable margin.
Well that ain't working :
So we might as well attack.....and bugger the score.
We seem to be playing a completely different style to our first couple of weeks under Barker.

[Robblues]

Not only does Jones not win the pill, he lets his man run off him to win easy ball.

Would love to see the recruiting report that recommended we pick him? What were they thinking, and some people want him as a defender? Might as well save time and just give them the ball