Trumpled (Alternative Leading)

[Mav]

Can you imagine the outrage from the left if he bombed the sheet out of them?? He pulls out of an agreement that means absolutely nothing in terms of environmental regulations and the left is talking about the world is ending.... Imagine bombing the middle east???

Wow!  "The Left" is very powerful.  Apparently, he won't follow through if "the left" might express outrage.  Bit gutless, isn't it?

By the way, he has already bombed the Middle East and there was no outrage save from Assad and Putin.  But let's not get bogged down in facts.

Funny how Trump didn't even claim the Paris agreement would have no effect on slowing global warming.  He conceded there would be a reduction in temperature albeit a fraction of a degree.  He managed to minimise it by relying on loaded analyses.  But good to see you trumped Trump by going one better - no effect at all.  If only he'd listened to you, his rhetoric would have been much stronger.

Funny how the US military thinks that global warming will have such an impact that it needs to be factored into military threat assessments. Suck $@*# you lefties in the military!

I want to see governments around the world focus on just 1 issue at a time.  Any time spent talking, thinking, or acting on any issue other than Islamic Extremist Terrorism TM means we're not addressing the only issue that matters now.  Forget about health, education, employment, trade, the environment, the Arts, entertainment, and yes, even sports.  Which makes me wonder why Trump spent so much wasted time trying to repeal Obamacare and why he's now turning his attention to infrastructure.  And I also wonder why he spends so much time watching TV and tweeting. 

Let's focus just on Muslims.  If climate change wreaks havoc in the future, we'll deal with it then,  I'm sure there's a suitable planet somewhere just waiting for us.

But you have to love Trump's solution to the Islamic Exremist Terrorism TM problem, though.  He figured out that just by using that phrase, you get rid of the problem.  It's pure genius!  It's just like the concept that if you name a demon, you destroy its power.  Perhaps it might help to add in a few tweets labelling terrorists cowards, whip up some Islamophobia and encorage a mob to make Muslims wish they were Christians.  But you don't need to do anything else.  He's nailed it!