Trumpled (Alternative Leading)

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If Trump does win, I'm predicting there will be multiple assassination attempts on his life and ongoing riots around the U.S..

I feel that prediction will stand unequaled since the days of Nostradamus! :o

It will all start with a disillusioned hillbilly from Appalachia who applies for a Trump hosted hotel job only to be beaten for it by a cheap wall climbing import!

But are Trump's biggest enemies the US Middle Class, I feel career bureaucrats and middle managers will be shizening themselves by breakfast!

Is there a pool running somewhere/anywhere on how many days it will take before a Trump motorcade drives over a homeless African American? I'd like to place a bet on 1 day after the swearing in, that is assuming he doesn't get the use of a motorcade to go home from the campaign headquarters tonight!