2016 - Rnd 1 Carlton vs Richmond

[Raydan]

Poor poor Jon Jon Malphy Ralphy Walphy is a bit complainy wainy again in The Huny Wuny.  :

Apparently the big bad Carlty warlty made Yazzy Wazzy too fatty watty, lazzy wazzy and sicky wicky.  :o

Then when the nicey wicey, goody woody, 9thy winey made Yazzy Wazzy all better wetter he got a painy wainy and had to have a needly weedly! Awwww, so sad!

I didn't see any reference to Carlton making Yarran overweight. They just said he came back from training 7KG overweight.