Monkey on your back, stay out of the water!

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Let's just hope that they don't accidently sink a yacht with a cargo of cocaine 

Ones suspects whales and other marine life have already encountered cocaine bonded (maybe de-bonded) to ship hulls, given it's currently one of the preferred ways to smuggle moderate quantities.

I have associates who struggle to get solid copper let alone a piece of feeble plastic to stick to a ship hull, the hydraulic forces can be enormous. For example the velocity of water inside a typical fire hose is about 20kph, and ships typically travel at 30 to 40 kph.
( Some might confuse the internal hose velocity with the exit velocity, the exit velocity is 3 or 4 times higher due to the function of the de laval nozzle. )