I must have a weird imagination
I've imagined that Harry must have fragile forehead syndrome.
It seems every second week BigH comes off the ground bleeding profusely from the eyebrow after a marking contest, without an associated free kick, must have headbutt a moth in flight. Similar troubles to aircraft at altitude!
He must also suffer short arm syndrome, at least not long enough arms to get a free for a chop of the arms, which is ironic given Charlie gets some of the same. Perhaps Harry just isn't tall enough! Mind you the Filth got 3 or 4 goals from the same, of course they do they were much more obvious than the 200 + Infinity centimetre player getting a punch in the elbow(aka ear)!
btw., Some of you may have noticed Cripps chopped across the arms twice in marking contests, no free.
I've imagined that Harry must have fragile forehead syndrome.
It seems every second week BigH comes off the ground bleeding profusely from the eyebrow after a marking contest, without an associated free kick, must have headbutt a moth in flight. Similar troubles to aircraft at altitude!
He must also suffer short arm syndrome, at least not long enough arms to get a free for a chop of the arms, which is ironic given Charlie gets some of the same. Perhaps Harry just isn't tall enough! Mind you the Filth got 3 or 4 goals from the same, of course they do they were much more obvious than the 200 + Infinity centimetre player getting a punch in the elbow(aka ear)!
btw., Some of you may have noticed Cripps chopped across the arms twice in marking contests, no free.
"Ruck, ruck, ruck, ruck ....... Ruck, ruck, ruck, ruck"

