So let me get this right, the BCCI gets caught out fiddling the pitches in the lead up to the first three tests, and despite being caught on video with the shovels and rollers, the BCCI solution is to fiddle three pitches to keep the opposition guessing!
So they are embarrassed at all by being caught out, so rather than amend their ways they go to a whole new level and fiddle three pitches, they've made a Matryoshka of pitches so only the BCCI know which one will be used in the lead-up to the test and as such only India can properly prepare. It's a bit like a grifter adding further layers of complexity when the victims have worked out they have been conned!
They may as well prepare the whole venue play surface and just paint the lines wherever it suits on the day the teams are announced, why even bother with north south! ;D
Is this ultimately why Trump and Putin are bad for the planet, people and countries no longer care, integrity doesn't matter?
I suppose next time India tour we can supply Lunch and Tea, three free choices, Eye Fillet, Beef Bolognese and Steak Tartare! Perhaps for the Brisbane test we have a northern primary producer ritually slaughter a cow on the pitch as part of the opening smoking ceremony, Apocalypse Cow! It makes me wonder, do we use blood and bone on Australian playing fields?
So they are embarrassed at all by being caught out, so rather than amend their ways they go to a whole new level and fiddle three pitches, they've made a Matryoshka of pitches so only the BCCI know which one will be used in the lead-up to the test and as such only India can properly prepare. It's a bit like a grifter adding further layers of complexity when the victims have worked out they have been conned!
They may as well prepare the whole venue play surface and just paint the lines wherever it suits on the day the teams are announced, why even bother with north south! ;D
Is this ultimately why Trump and Putin are bad for the planet, people and countries no longer care, integrity doesn't matter?
I suppose next time India tour we can supply Lunch and Tea, three free choices, Eye Fillet, Beef Bolognese and Steak Tartare! Perhaps for the Brisbane test we have a northern primary producer ritually slaughter a cow on the pitch as part of the opening smoking ceremony, Apocalypse Cow! It makes me wonder, do we use blood and bone on Australian playing fields?
"Ruck, ruck, ruck, ruck ....... Ruck, ruck, ruck, ruck"