CV and mad panic behaviour

[LP]

You can substitute baklava with any other inner city popular patisserie or other baked good you like, croissant, muffin, the message won't change, but at least pick one they actually purchase!

And I always thought baklava was Turkish/ Ottoman, but I happy to be corrected if the Greeks claim to have invented it.

For the remainder of the paranoia on display, I can't be much assistance!