03-25-2022, 04:19 AM
Putin dies and finds himself in the afterlife. Ten years passes and he is given the opportunity to spend a day back with the living in Moscow.
Putin approaches the first person he sees and asks, “Is Kyiv still ours?”
“Yes.”
“Good! Is Crimea still ours?”
“Yes.”
“Excellent! How much is a cup of coffee?”
“Five euros.”
Putin approaches the first person he sees and asks, “Is Kyiv still ours?”
“Yes.”
“Good! Is Crimea still ours?”
“Yes.”
“Excellent! How much is a cup of coffee?”
“Five euros.”
“Why don’t you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don’t you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don’t you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?” Oddball

