06-19-2021, 10:18 PM
Carlton's review has finished and the findings have been published.
The thorough external review went through the whole club and came to the conclusion late last night.
Two issues have been reported on and highlighted.
The review panel found for the last 20 years player's sandwiches have been cut in squares, but all players preferred triangles.
The other stark finding was players were not having bed time stories read to them.
This startling finding has forced the club to form a committee on how to tackle the problems.
This news creates an obvious explanation as to why each Carlton team who has run out for the last 20 years has no resemblance to any Carlton team prior.
A spokesman from the club who was excited by the news said, it's only a matter of time for the famous Carlton swagger to be back.
The thorough external review went through the whole club and came to the conclusion late last night.
Two issues have been reported on and highlighted.
The review panel found for the last 20 years player's sandwiches have been cut in squares, but all players preferred triangles.
The other stark finding was players were not having bed time stories read to them.
This startling finding has forced the club to form a committee on how to tackle the problems.
This news creates an obvious explanation as to why each Carlton team who has run out for the last 20 years has no resemblance to any Carlton team prior.
A spokesman from the club who was excited by the news said, it's only a matter of time for the famous Carlton swagger to be back.
2024... Moir of the same to come