Trumpled (Alternative Leading)

[tonyo]

If he does go to jail, imagine being his secret service detail. I guess it would be an easy gig if Trump is locked up with larcenous bankers but the scenery wouldn’t be very interesting. Maybe they’d spend their time keeping an eye on the prison guards.

Despite the list of possible charges he may face, it is hard to see him doing any time.

Between appeals, and sacking/hiring lawyers, it will drag on for years.  He is more likely to shuffle off the mortal coil first (and even then his team will probably claim that his death is 'fake news'....)

And at that time, if he is invited to take the 'Down' escalator, he won't need to worry about the Orange tan as the temperature will probably make that his standard complexion.