God help me - the Test Cricket thread

[Professer E]

BBL form is not test form,  but our dumbass selectors just don't get it. No wonder we're sh1t at test level.  Why don't we just  pick Phillippe  and Darcy Short to open...and Maxwell!  Now there's some BBL form. I'm not bagging you EB,  but the eye stinging hypocrisy emanating from the selectors is just bewildering.  Moises Hen....I can't even type it,  it makes me nauseous.  It's devaluing the baggy green to a new low.