Trumpled (Alternative Leading)

[Lods]

Okay, I'm just adjusting my aluminium foil hat, yep, in place. Okay, the Orange Rodent embarrassed himself in the debate, his true financial situation is closer to being revealed - and it aint good, he's losing in the polls, Biden hasn't got dementia... yep, nightmare. Okay, how to get out of this mess... great! Get sick, resign from office for health reasons, prevent having to reveal taxes NOT paid, get a handsome pension and then hit the talk circuit for $50,000 per hour. Yep. Problems solved. Now, how to get the doctor to bullshizen for me... or how to bung it on... mmm...

Resign for health reasons and never actually get beaten at the ballot...
"If I hadn't got sick....."

Problem is the conspiracy gets wider as more and more folk at the Supreme Court nominee party actually get sick.
There's another twist there....a couple of those guys may be senators who will have to vote to confirm that nominee.