CV and mad panic behaviour

[DJC]

I would guess one military person would have more brain power in one finger nail than the imbecile security guards combined chosen to guard the doors. What farken idiot would think it's a good idea to shag a potentially infected person? You couldn't make this crap up.

Many of the blokes I served with weren’t particularly sharp and some wouldn’t hesitate to shag a brown dog with three legs.