CV and mad panic behaviour

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If they think they can put me in a about the same amount of space as my old blue heelers kennel, charge me a premium price, then offer me feck all food or drink for 9 to 14 hrs while on the way to the US or UK, they have another thing coming!

Now, several worldwide airlines are taking things a step further by axing the availability of alcoholic beverages aboard their flights. Many carriers have already narrowed their drink options to water (usually individual bottles) and are supplying sealed, prepackaged snacks or meals in place of conducting their regular meal service.

 
Feck that, I'm outta here, they can stick flying up the high altitude ar5e!