03-14-2020, 03:45 AM
(03-13-2020, 10:14 AM)Professer E link Wrote:We didn't ruin Malthouse, he was a shot duck before we hired him. Burned out, finished, whatever, he was cooked and never committed to the task. Seriously, instead of assessing the list etc he went on a book promotional tour. Wasted years.
In 2011, 12 months before we hired him. Malthouse took his team to the minor premiership, a GF appearance, and a % of 167.7. That % is the best of any team since 2000, still not bested to this day.
He became a shot duck after he came to us, when he realised that he was working for a bunch of provincial lunkheads who would not be out of place on The Beverly Hillbillies.
In the interest of honesty and transparency, I implore the Carlton Football Club to install a device on the senior coach's door that calls out the word "sucker" every time it opens and closes.

