Carlton vs Brisbane Practice Match

[PaulP]

We didn't ruin Malthouse,  he was a shot duck before we hired him.  Burned out,  finished,  whatever,  he was cooked and never committed to the task.  Seriously,  instead of assessing the list etc  he went on a book promotional tour.  Wasted years.

In 2011, 12 months before we hired him. Malthouse took his team to the minor premiership, a GF appearance, and a % of 167.7. That % is the best of any team since 2000, still not bested to this day.

He became a shot duck after he came to us, when he realised that he was working for a bunch of provincial lunkheads who would not be out of place on The Beverly Hillbillies.

In the interest of honesty and transparency, I implore the Carlton Football Club to install a device on the senior coach's door that calls out the word "sucker" every time it opens and closes.