Pre-Game Thread: AFL 2019 Rd 13: Carlton vs Western Bulldogs

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Don't tell me the new coach is playing favourites already ?

Bloody Murphy - he's been starting 18 under 6 coaches. How the hell does this midget wrecking ball get away with it ? Why can't we find any coaches with balls ? Do we simply neuter them at the front door ? For 15 years ? And to think he does it with his favourite teddy bear permanently tucked under one arm !!

No wonder we're trash.

Thanks PaulP, that got me smiling again and cheered me up!