05-05-2019, 12:05 PM
(05-05-2019, 11:18 AM)Spanner link Wrote:How Murphy gets a game is beyond any rational explanation.
Furthermore, I want Marc investigated if he has been reporting himself as a football player on his tax return. Nothing could be further from the truth and the Tax Office needs to be aware of this gross misrepresentation in the occupation field of his tax form.
Where's PaulP? Surely I'm missing something, so set me straight dude. I'm guessing it has something to do with the wind blowing in the wrong direction on his way into the stadium today that mucked up his hair, therefore being such a devastating event before the game, Marc can't possibly be expected to play at anything remotely resembling an elite level.
I suppose, elite is bit of a stretch, how about "a" level. We need to crawl before we can walk...
The guy is officially a joke...
Very impressive "post match" report. Just like the other 50 "post match" reports you've posted over the years. It's just cut and paste really - maybe someone should investigate you for postal fraud. No interest in the game whatsoever. Just another excuse to troll Murphy.
It's a shame that the contents of your posts are fictitious, toxic swill, because, at least by footy forum standards, you writing ability is really quite exceptional.