Pre-Game Possibilities: AFL Rd 7: Carlton vs North Melbourne

[Professer E]

Yes,  but this the CFC,  we've become habituated to our team chucking it in.  The whole scenario is so familiar.... Side under pressure comes out fired up,  place us under pressure..... Game essentially  over by twenty minute mark of first quarter.  Plus,  at least one of ours will get nailed (Ziebell and Cunnington and Dumont have form), they'll get f all sanction... And don't get me started on the sh1t umpiring we'll be on the end of.  If Gloutftis runs out we may as well go home anyway.  Touch Brown and he'll get a free,  while Our Forwards will be molested with impunity by the likes of Thompson the high spoiler all game.

If the above happens I want the blowtorch applied.... Over it.