Post Game Passion: AFL 2019 Rd 6: Carlton vs. Hawthorn

[Baggers]

One I can share from my time in the Green Machine is, “I’m going to rip your arms off, stick them in your ears and ride you round like a farking motorbike!”

) ) ) still sitting here laughing at that one. Funny thing is that I was going to recount a similar story ...so... young Baggers (just 17, 9 wild hairs on his top lip) learning to march at recruit school (H.M.A.S. Cerberus) when I heard in a screech, "Baggers (well, real name), if you don't swing those fckng arms to shoulder height I'm gonna tear the fckng things off and beat you to death with the wet ends..." Ah, the creativity. The things you remember. You know I actually believe that we Aussies have the most creative and colourful slang in the world.

Sorry for the off topic contributions but, eh, a little comic relief doesn't go astray...