Australian Cricket - Crisis, What Crisis ??

[chalkybill]

Now that would be funny, if the captain took his match notes out on the field written on the back of a piece of sandpaper!  The media would have a meltdown and yet the authorities might well be powerless, he could use one of those rolls of sandpaper like a dead-sea scroll! ;D

Now what would be funny and probably rob the Barmy Army of their chanting/abuse would be if Smith took about 15 steps on to the field with an angle grinder before handing it over to someone to take back to the rooms )  )  )