Australian Cricket - Crisis, What Crisis ??

[crashlander]

Well a message to Australia's test cricketers.

Learn to curse in front of pitch microphones in Hindi, and no matter how disgusting the things that you say may be, you it will be free from any media repercussions.

Maybe Russian or Arabic. Those are supposedly very good to swear in. Russian has a whole subset language called 'mat' that consists of rude words. Very effective and extremely common in certain parts of Russian society.