Trumpled (Alternative Leading)

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> Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Trump Supporter?
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>  Here is a little test that will help you decide.
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> The answer can be found by posing the following question:
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> You're walking down a
> deserted street with your wife
> And two small children.
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> Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife
> comes around the corner,
> locks eyes with you,
> screams "Allah ho akhbar!",
> raises the knife, and charges at you...
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> You are carrying a
> Kimber 1911 .45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
> You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
> What do you do?
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> THINK CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU READ ON:
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> Democrat's Answer:
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> �  Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
> �  What is a Kimber 1911.45 ACP?
> �  Does the man look poor or oppressed?
> �  Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
> �  Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
> �  Could we run away?
> �  What does my wife think?
> �  What about the kids?
> �  Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
> �  What does the law say about this situation?
> �  Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
> �  Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
> �  Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
> �  Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
> �  If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
> �  Should I call 9-1-1?
> �  Why is this street so deserted?
> �  We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
> �  Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
> �  I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
> �  This is all so confusing!
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> ............ ........ ........ ........ ......... ........ ........ ........
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> Republican's Answer:
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> BANG!
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> ............ ........ ...... ......... ......... ......... ........ ....
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> Trump Supporter's Answer:
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> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
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> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!BANG!
> Click
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> Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
> 'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!
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> Son:  'Can I shoot the next one?!'
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> Wife: You are not taking that to the Taxidermist!