Australian Cricket - Crisis, What Crisis ??

[laj]

I don't understand why we aren't making pitches that suit Parttinson ET AL.  Oh,  sorry,  the ACB is so busy kowtowing to Kohli and the BCCI that we'll get roads that suit the other teams, not us.  Then again,  we're cheats,  not like those perfect, angelic Indians and  Sri Lankans.  No match fixing or doctored pitches over there.... Lankans should have been banned from tests for three years for the crap they pulled last tour.

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That's what annoys me too. We make roads to kowtow to India and to make Tests go 5 days. Hurts our batsmen so much when they go overseas. They learn nothing playing on roads.

Somehow, we've managed to be the most successful non-Asian team on Asian wickets in recent times. Other sides must be shite.