08-05-2018, 10:03 AM
Dear Seven Network, here is the script for next Thursday's opening segment of The Front Bar.
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Opening credits and visual intro.
Intro by AM (wait for applause).
Banter (AM, SP, MM): Wow! What an amazing round of football! 5 games decided by less than a goal - first time in over 100 years of AFL/VFL football.
MM (graphical overlay - results on screen): Beginning Friday night - Richmond by 3 points, then Hawthorn by 4, North Melbourne by 3, Crows by 3, Swans by 2, then Giants by 5 over Carlton. Oh wait, that shouldn't be there - it was actually 105 points (pause for laughter from audience).
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Please transfer agreed fee to enclosed bank a/c.
Yours sincerely
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Opening credits and visual intro.
Intro by AM (wait for applause).
Banter (AM, SP, MM): Wow! What an amazing round of football! 5 games decided by less than a goal - first time in over 100 years of AFL/VFL football.
MM (graphical overlay - results on screen): Beginning Friday night - Richmond by 3 points, then Hawthorn by 4, North Melbourne by 3, Crows by 3, Swans by 2, then Giants by 5 over Carlton. Oh wait, that shouldn't be there - it was actually 105 points (pause for laughter from audience).
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Please transfer agreed fee to enclosed bank a/c.
Yours sincerely
Keyboard warrior #24601