2018 Rd 15: Post Game Pain: Carlton vs Brisbane

[IvanAwfulbigone]

Look at the AFL websites own headlines, "Does Attrocious equal Lukosius?"

That's the AFL publishing that headline!

Here's a headline for ya':

Super Hipworth goes Ballistic Carlton get Lukosius
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Nah, can't lie. This is a poor imitation of the best sporting headline EVER that appeared in The Sun in February 2000 after second-tier Scottish club Inverness Caledonian Thistle upset hosts Celtic in the Third Round of the Scottish Cup:

Super Caley go Ballistic Celtic are Atrocious

(And apparently this was pre-dated by almost 3 decades when the Liverpool Echo reported a 1970s Ian Callaghan masterclass against Queens Park Rangers thus: SUPER CALLY GOES BALLISTIC, QPR ATROCIOUS)