Rnd 1 Carlton vs Richmond - Pre-Game

[PaulP]

Ok... just smash him into the rock hard turf repeatedly with legitimate tackles.

Hmm, that sort of behaviour is a little broad for my rather dainty tastes - picture this :

- we introduce the new improved version of the 3 amigos (Pickett, Samo, Garlett) : faster, fitter, better skills, better head space. The three of them hunt as a pack. Dusty, ball in hand, tearing away from congestion, puts on the afterburners, but has no idea that his afterburners are made by Kia, and is mowed down by the real deal (Pickett) before he can even think about the don't argue, just like the tackle JP laid on Gunston last year - ball spills free, and the 3 of them share passes, run and carry, nobody gets within cooeee of them, GOAL to Samo.

Rinse and repeat twice with JP and Garlett on the end for a goal apiece.

There you go, 3 Dusty tackles, 3 goals.

Finally an ideology I can embrace.