CV and mad panic behaviour

[Professer E]

You could use squares cut from the small paper,  but watch for cuts as they might get septic from the poisonous bile published therein.

[ElwoodBlues1]

So... Has anyone run out of toilet paper yet?

We are down to our last couple of rolls. My wife has gone to the shops everyday this week and had no luck.

Bought some petrol today and at the servo a couple of people were fighting over some tissue boxes which where double the price. ?..
re: Toilet paper...google coles stores and search for toilet paper, it will show stock levels although if it says limited it means none...

[DJC]

So... Has anyone run out of toilet paper yet?

We are down to our last couple of rolls. My wife has gone to the shops everyday this week and had no luck.

The Mitre 10 in Wallington is selling dunny roll now.  Supplies must be OK if outlets that don’t normally stock dunny roll can get their hands on several pallet loads  :

[Professer E]

Buying bread at Port this morning,  signs saying "no returns" on stuff like TP,  sanitizer, bread mix,  pasta etc.

Means - you stockpiled it,  now you're stuck with it.  Enjoy the 400 tins of creamed corn you selfish prick.

[LP]

Maybe the 3 of us could watch a game or 3 at the Tooradin Sports Club...roughly half way - I could pick you up on the way through, K? And catch a NBs game at Franger and Cranbourne?

The missus was at Tides last weekend doing some horse stuff over that way, anything is possible.

[Mantis]

So... Has anyone run out of toilet paper yet?

We are down to our last couple of rolls. My wife has gone to the shops everyday this week and had no luck.

Coles and Woolworths get supply every day. You need to call them to find out what time they get delivery and wait. It will only be big packs of 24. It won’t be put on the shelf. It will be brought out on a pallet and snapped up in 15 mins. Go and speak to the store manager. One pack per customer.

[madbluboy]

NBA season suspended.

[Jack Burton]

I'm in OG but had a beer in the Drysdale hotel beer garden the other week after a fish in the bay, wasn't too bad.  I'm in, but with the caveat i'm on call every 3rd week, and if my missus is working i'm shot looking after the kiddies.  I'm notoriously unreliable when it comes to making plans, so never plan around me...

Small world, I was in the Drysdale pub beer garden on Sunday

[LP]

The Mitre 10 in Wallington is selling dunny roll now.  Supplies must be OK if outlets that don’t normally stock dunny roll can get their hands on several pallet loads  :

Yeah, it's not the available reserve, we don't really have a store of it because it's made 24x7 most of the time. It's the ability to get the deliveries that are the problem, and how much shelf space stores are willing to allocate to wiping your ar5e!

[capcom]

Not exactly the hardest of generations in history  :