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Trumpled (Alternative Leading) - Printable Version +- Carlton Supporters Club (http://new.carltonsc.com) +-- Forum: Social Club (http://new.carltonsc.com/forum-6.html) +--- Forum: Blah-Blah Bar (http://new.carltonsc.com/forum-23.html) +--- Thread: Trumpled (Alternative Leading) (/thread-2312.html) Pages:
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Re: Trumpled (Alternative Leading) - Baggers - 11-16-2018 (11-16-2018, 08:57 AM)Lods link Wrote:[flash=400,400]https://www.youtube.com/v/jfNvunRmgcw[/flash] ) ) ) Someone should send this to Trump and tell him that Sir Les will be talking with him soon about international relations. As the Yanks seem to not understand irony, he just might buy it! As for Stormy, well if she saw this clip or another Sir Les clip, she'd... mmm, no, I don't think I can take this any further without getting into trouble! :-X ;D
Re: Trumpled (Alternative Leading) - Thryleon - 11-16-2018 (11-16-2018, 04:34 AM)LP link Wrote:[b]Can any of them claim high ground on getting things done? You just described most politicians. Re: Trumpled (Alternative Leading) - cookie2 - 11-16-2018 Aaah Sir Les, now there was a mushroom! ![]() Don't make 'em like that anymore. Re: Trumpled (Alternative Leading) - Baggers - 11-16-2018 (11-16-2018, 11:19 AM)cookie2 link Wrote:Aaah Sir Les, now there was a mushroom! Hung like a rogue elephant, Sir Les. Speaking of Aussie icons... wish we could sneak Norman Gunston into a White House media session with Trump. There must be a way to have Norman interview/question Trump... who wouldn't want to see that! Re: Trumpled (Alternative Leading) - LP - 11-17-2018 (11-16-2018, 10:51 PM)Baggers link Wrote:Speaking of Aussie icons... wish we could sneak Norman Gunston into a White House media session with Trump. There must be a way to have Norman interview/question Trump... who wouldn't want to see that! I'm pegging it would take Trump at least 18 hours to formulate a tweet in response! John Clarke would have been another good one to get hold of the Donald! But alas, I think it would be all wasted on the yanks! Have you ever seen the shock and confusion when an Irish politician explains the PR-STV election system to a US republican? It's like coaching an opera singer in Klingon! Re: Trumpled (Alternative Leading) - Baggers - 11-17-2018 (11-17-2018, 12:13 AM)LP link Wrote:I'm pegging it would take Trump at least 18 hours to formulate a tweet in response! Now ya talkin'. Clarke and Dawe - comedy/political commentary giants. And you're 100% right, the Yanks just wouldn't get it. You're being very generous to The Donald... 18 hours if he was in a switched on mood, and even then he wouldn't get it. Many who know Trump often comment on the fact that the bloke has no sense of humour, pity really because when he looks in the mirror there is so much 'golden' comedy material looking right back at him... ;D Re: Trumpled (Alternative Leading) - cookie2 - 11-17-2018 > > Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Trump Supporter? > > Here is a little test that will help you decide. > > The answer can be found by posing the following question: > > You're walking down a > deserted street with your wife > And two small children. > > Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife > comes around the corner, > locks eyes with you, > screams "Allah ho akhbar!", > raises the knife, and charges at you... > > You are carrying a > Kimber 1911 .45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. > You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. > What do you do? > > > > THINK CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU READ ON: > > > Democrat's Answer: > > � Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! > � What is a Kimber 1911.45 ACP? > � Does the man look poor or oppressed? > � Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling? > � Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? > � Could we run away? > � What does my wife think? > � What about the kids? > � Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? > � What does the law say about this situation? > � Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it? > � Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? > � Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? > � Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? > � If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? > � Should I call 9-1-1? > � Why is this street so deserted? > � We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day. > � Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. > � I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. > � This is all so confusing! > > ............ ........ ........ ........ ......... ........ ........ ........ > > > Republican's Answer: > > > > BANG! > > > ............ ........ ...... ......... ......... ......... ........ .... > > Trump Supporter's Answer: > > BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! > BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! > Click..... (Sounds of reloading) > > BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!BANG! > Click > > Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!' > 'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! > > Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!' > > Wife: You are not taking that to the Taxidermist! Re: Trumpled (Alternative Leading) - Professer E - 11-18-2018 I thought the Kimber only had a seven shot capacity, unless it had a custom magazine... Re: Trumpled (Alternative Leading) - cookie2 - 11-18-2018 (11-18-2018, 12:42 AM)Professer E link Wrote:I thought the Kimber only had a seven shot capacity, unless it had a custom magazine... https://store.kimberamerica.com/handguns/1911/magazines For the anally retentive! )Looks like max is a 10 shot - apologies. Re: Trumpled (Alternative Leading) - Professer E - 11-18-2018 Not bagging you out Cookie, just pointing out that it's one thing to pack heat for home dee-fence. But packing custom heat, that's taking it to a whole other level. |